A Million Things I Don't Love . .

horns at the world cup

2010-06-13T21:00:00.000-07:00

are so annoying!

Too much computer time

2010-05-05T21:55:00.001-07:00

The other night as my computer died (while I was in bed), I pulled out a "real" book to read. Guess what my first thought was, "how much battery life does this have before I can't read it anymore".

So sad that I thought that. It was a hardback book and I could read it as long as my heart desired.

word verifications

2010-04-09T06:04:00.000-07:00

typing in word verifications...no fun

no joke, the screen shot above was real

wasps

2010-04-06T23:00:00.001-07:00

i just got stung on my leg by one...ouch!

Knowing

2010-02-14T04:58:00.000-08:00

I actually sort of liked this movie until the end . . . plus the acting is awful. Was Nicolas Cage ever a good actor?

burnt cookies

2010-01-13T21:16:00.000-08:00

burnt cookies...no good! how do i do it?!

toilet scale

2010-01-06T21:34:00.001-08:00

ok, it's been a while. Can't decide if I like this or not??? What do you think? Too invasive?

driving home in the dark

2009-10-19T20:48:00.000-07:00

why does it have to get dark so early???? I hate driving home in the dark after work, it makes the evenings too short.

comcast again

2009-09-23T20:19:00.000-07:00

Again, I'm having troubles with Comcast. For the past month our internet has been spotty. Works, then doesn't work. Well, when I work from home, this is bad. We had an outage today for about 4 hours (adds up when those 4 hours are my work day).

I called comcast and it took me forever to get a person on the phone...then I had to give them all this info...then they transfered me and I had to give that person all the same info again.

Seriously, isn't comcast rich enough to have your info transfered when they transfer a call.

My blood was boiling....and I don't remember a time (recently) that I've been so mad...I hate that this sort of stuff makes me mad, but it's been going on for a month!!!

Anyway...I hope Comcast does something about their awful phone system and terrible internet connections.

just had to get that off my chest....phew...all better.

blisters

2009-09-05T10:23:00.000-07:00

I so don't have pretty feet, but wanted to show you how much I don't love blisters. I wore high heels for the first time in almost 5 years...ouch! I got a total of 4 blisters!

Ethiopian Food

2009-09-01T21:12:00.000-07:00

We went out for Ethiopian food tonight, since it is my sister's last night here. I really tried to like it, but ahhhh! We couldn't even finish 1 plate of food shared between the 3 of us.

Sorry to anyone that likes it. I just can't stomach it.

DMV

2009-08-24T09:59:00.001-07:00

3 things I hate doing - going to the DMV, dentist and GYN. This is a shot I took of the DMV after it had closed. All these people still need to be seen.

crazy lawsuits

2009-08-11T10:47:00.000-07:00

Disclaimer - I didn't research these, I got these in an email forward, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were all true. It's a long read, but will make you think WOW, can this really happen?

It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right?

That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S.

7TH PLACE :
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.

6TH PLACE :
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps.

5TH PLACE :
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT, days on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.

4TH PLACE :
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.

3RD PLACE :
Third place goes to Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113, 500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions ?

2ND PLACE :
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure.

1ST PLACE:
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded h er, are you sitting down, $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

awful diapers

2009-08-02T06:44:00.001-07:00

In my quest to find decent diapers, that are reasonably priced, I decided to try Huggies. They're name brand, they're commercials say they are reliable.....WRONG! Huggies suck....actually, they don't suck up any of the peep and poop.

NEVER BUY HUGGIES...they don't work. I've had more leaks and explosions with these diapers in the past week, than I have had in the past year with my Costco generic diapers.

Poop - gross, but funny

2009-07-10T22:07:00.000-07:00

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

moldy bread

2009-07-02T15:18:00.000-07:00

I don't eat white bread too often, so it kills me to see our bread go to waste...yuck!

Mosquitos

2009-07-01T20:52:00.000-07:00

I love this time of year, but do not love the mosquitoes. They're even biting baby O...anyone got a good bug replant that is safe for babies?

grey hairs

2009-06-09T22:50:00.000-07:00

i got my first when i was 21...now almost 10 years later, i really need to start highlighting my hair...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

housing market stinks. and so do the taxes.

2009-05-08T19:42:00.000-07:00

YOUR HOUSE as seen by...

Yourself

Your Lender Your Buyer Your Appraiser Your Tax Assessor

i'm guilty . . .

2009-05-06T19:20:00.000-07:00

. . . of talking on my cell, but I always try to stay in the right lane and speak on speaker phone.

filling out job apps

2009-05-05T21:06:00.000-07:00

we were at the store yesterday and my sister decided to fill out a job application...look at some of these questions.

Cleaning the bathroom

2009-05-02T19:45:00.000-07:00

yesterday

2009-04-20T18:06:00.000-07:00

Yesterday our good friends had their son fall out of their 3rd floor window. I think their son should be ok which is truly a miracle.

We went to the hospital to visit them in the PICU. I got lost and was wandering around the PICU floor, it was so sad to see all the sick kids there. It's probably one of the worst things a parent would have to go through. And as we were there, I probably heard the helicopter land about 3-4 times (I can only assume they were bringing sick kids there.) I guess I am grateful that there are awesome hospitals and medical staff that can help them, but is really is so sad.

My heart really goes out to any kids that are sick or are suffering in the hospital. Seriously, this is something that a parent/kid should never have to go through.

since i don't like meetings...this might come in handy for my church meetings

2009-04-16T19:56:00.000-07:00

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Green Bean Mushroom Soup and Crunchy Onions Delight
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Häagen-Dazs Brown Sugar Ice Cream

2009-04-13T23:24:00.000-07:00

I love ice cream, but this is Gross! It has like a film of fat that was left over on the spoon and in my mouth. I couldn't even finish it. Yuck!

meetings

2009-04-12T23:08:00.000-07:00

don't like em.
at work . . . at church . . . anywhere for that matter . . . nope, not a fan.

ticks

2009-03-21T21:33:00.000-07:00

This week Pepe went out to seed the lawn. In the morning, I woke up to him jumping out of bed saying, "tick, tick, tick." He had one climbing up his leg. Not only to I not love ticks, I hate them (I rarely use the word hate, so you know how much I dislike them.)

I really hope we no more our in our house. YUCK!

drunk drivers

2009-02-11T11:09:00.000-08:00

Great advertising.

Seriously I have no tolerance for people who drive drunk...none.

thowing up so hard your body shakes

2009-01-09T21:25:00.000-08:00

Warning: This post is not to be read on a full stomach.

So I got sick this past weekend . . . ahh! I was throwing up every 20 minutes from 9:30pm - 4:30am Sunday night. I hadn't eaten much that day, so it was mostly dry heaves. I usually don't throw up and in fact, when I have been sick in the past, I've wanted to throw up, but just can't get myself to do it. Anyway, I was throwing up so hard that literally my entire body was shaking. If you count everytime I threw up that night it was probably 100 times. For some reason this reminded me of being pregnant (I didn't get morning sickness with Baby O) and I feel so bad for anyone that has morning sickness. Anyway, it is almost a week later and my stomach still feels like I've done a million situps.

One bonus, I lost 5 lbs because of this.

Comcast

2008-12-15T00:23:00.000-08:00

I've been on the phone with Comcast for the past 2 1/2 months (i'm not exagerating) trying to get them to hook up cable internet. They send people out and they are too lazy/always have an excuse why they can't hook up my internet. Then I talk with them on the phone and they say my address is not servicable . . . Guess what Comcast, my neighbor has you guys and we share the same pole?! What evs? I think I am going to call up and get the highest cable package available and then we they hook it up, I'll cancel...argh...Comcast stinks!

Cleaning the Bathroom

2008-12-15T00:19:00.000-08:00

Especially the toilet . . . nuff said.

on the way home from work . . .

2008-12-08T22:13:00.000-08:00

no offense to anyone in the blogosphere world, but really, why do i have to be bombarded with these images on my train ride home?

Costco Milk Cartons

2008-12-07T22:21:00.000-08:00

So impossible to pour . . . I get at least half of it on the floor, table and side of the carton every time I pour it. It's Costco's way of getting us to think we are getting inexpensive milk, but really we have to buy more milk because it ends up somewhere besides my cereal bowl . . . ahh!

I know there's other people out there that feel this way too . . . what about you?

Even the New York Times agrees: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/30/business/30milk.html?_r=1

I spent $1 at the Dollar Store and it ended up costly me $100

2008-11-29T14:18:00.000-08:00

Never buy Dollar Store Measuring Spoons. Shortly after Pepe and I were married, we saw some really nice stainless steal measuring spoons at the Dollar Store. We thought, on my, what a great deal!

Just this week I put two and two together when I was making Jiffy Rolls for Thanksgiving.

My measuring spoons have the wrong labels on them.

The tablespoons are actually labeled as teaspoons.

I'm sure this is how the conversation went at the manufacturing plant:

Quality Control Guy #1 -"Oh shoot, the engraving is supposed to say, TBSP not TSP."

Quality Control Guy #2 - "Ahh, don't worry. It's just one letter missing. Those Americans won't notice."

Quality Control Guy #1 - "Yeah, let's ship these off to the Dollar Store, that's were those American suckers will buy anything if it's just a dollar."

Quality Control Guy #2 - "You're right, I think they'd even buy used toilet paper if it was only a dollar."

They were right, I was the sucker who bought these and I probably ruined over $100 in food (and bruised by homemaker ego) by trying to be thrifty buying $1 measuring spoons.

To be honest, ever since we've been married, all my baked goods turned out awful, too salty, too yeasty, too much of something. Even though I learned how to cook from my mom and had made lots of decent baked good when I was younger, I just marked it up to the fact that maybe I didn't really know how to cook. Now, I know why.

Sorry to anyone who has had to eat any of my baked goods the past 4 years.

Junior High

2008-11-23T21:51:00.000-08:00

Don't you wish you could have just skipped those years?

Enough said.

Snotty noses, especially on my baby

2008-11-09T20:44:00.000-08:00

Poor Baby O has been sick all week and loves to rub his snotty nose all over his face. Hope he gets better soon.

Baby Colds

2008-11-05T00:11:00.000-08:00

November 2, 2008 Baby O got his first cold...no...no...no. Around 11pm he woke up with a stuffy nose and smoker's cough.

So here's my frustration...at church on Sunday, Pepe starting handing out Baby O for people to hold. That's ok, not something I would do, but whatever. Anyway, you'd think the people would be careful...no...not the case, they kept touching his bald head, his face, his chubby cheeks, his hands...yuck! Don't people realize that babies suck on their hands almost every second of their waking existence?

Hot Dog Fingers

2008-11-04T17:57:00.000-08:00

There are few body parts I have that I really like...my ears, my collar bone and my fingers.

Collar bone - 2 years ago when we were in a car accident, it mess up my collar bone, so that's shot.

My fingers - Ever since I was 7 months prego with Baby O, I've had hot dog fingers. You know, fingers that are like big fat sausages and don't get skinny towards the end of the finger...just big and chunky. They are huge! When I was voting tonight, I pushed the wrong button because my fingers are so big.

I don't even wear my wedding ring anymore because it doesn't fit...not even my fake wedding ring, that is extra big, fits.

Scroll down to #9

Hope nothing happens to my ears.

ps...I have great nails ever since I've had Baby O.

When people ask you if you are pregnant...and you're not.

2008-10-30T21:20:00.000-07:00

About 2 months ago while I was still on maternity leave, I decided to be adventurous and take Baby O out for a walk in my Moby Wrap. We walked only about 4 houses away, when a neighbor who is always holed up in her house was outside. Whenever I saw her before, she would always run away and hide in her house . . . but not this time.

I started talking to her and she asked how old Baby O was . . . I said that he was 2 months (this is key to know this). We talked more about random things. Then . . . she asked me it . . . wait, I don't think she asked me, rather said matter of factly . . . "So you're pregnant."

Me, in shock, said something to the fact, that "no, I wasn't, but I am hoping to have more kids soon, blah, blah, blah." I sort of chuckled and said something like, "still tryin to lose the baby weight and this extra stomach weight was hard to get rid of". (It really is hard to get rid of, my body is so not the same as before Baby O.)

I left shortly after that and started thinking, "wait, she thought I was pregnant? I have a 2 month old baby and pretty much that is impossible to be pregnant enough again to be showing."

What was she thinking?

Speaking of people asking if you are pregnant, I've got a great story for another time about my mom asking someone if she is pregnant...another time.

Lesson learned, never, ever, ever ask someone if they are pregnant, even if they are 9 months pregnant. Speaking of people asking if you are pregnant at 9 months, I have another great story about someone I lived with who was 9 months pregnant and people kept asking her that...and she would say no. Another time, another story.

Vaccines...shots

2008-10-28T21:40:00.000-07:00

Baby O got his first vaccine shots today . . . it was no fun. He cried, but I think he should be ok. No fever that I know of and he was only a little cranky.

Man, the nurse just jammed the shots into his legs and she was done in no time.

I actually waited until his 4 month appointment to even start his vaccines. I am waiting for the Hep B...for a few years. I also didn't get the rotovirus vaccine at all. I am going forward with the rest, but wanted to wait until he was big enough.

He's asleep now, so hopefully there are no side effects to his shots.

this is for all the things that don't make me happy

2008-10-28T21:38:00.000-07:00

I hope to not have a million things...