yesterday

Yesterday our good friends had their son fall out of their 3rd floor window. I think their son should be ok which is truly a miracle.

We went to the hospital to visit them in the PICU. I got lost and was wandering around the PICU floor, it was so sad to see all the sick kids there. It's probably one of the worst things a parent would have to go through. And as we were there, I probably heard the helicopter land about 3-4 times (I can only assume they were bringing sick kids there.) I guess I am grateful that there are awesome hospitals and medical staff that can help them, but is really is so sad.

My heart really goes out to any kids that are sick or are suffering in the hospital. Seriously, this is something that a parent/kid should never have to go through.

since i don't like meetings...this might come in handy for my church meetings

SLACKER MEMBER SERVICES

Home teaching getting you down? We care when you don't have time to. Can't get that persistant Ward Leader off your phone? Home& Visiting Teaching interferring with your
TV, Golf and manicures?? We can help!

We'll do your Home Teaching for you. For a small monetary fee, We will send one of our smiling trained representatives to the homes of your families.
Basic Visit. . . . .. . . .$10 Basic Visit plus Spiritual Message . . . . . .$15 Birthday card plus Basic Visit/Spiritual Message/LOVE..... . .$20
Is $20 too much to pay for peace of mind and a 100% job well done???

Call us at 1-800-752-2537. That's 1-800-Slacker.
Because of heavy volume, an extra $15 will be added for the last day of the month.

OTHER SERVICES: Meetings: We will send a well dressed representative to
the appropriate meeting to take notes for you and report back:
Ward Council Meeting(fully awake). . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$30
Ward Council Meeting w/ written report. . . . ........... .$50
Presidency Meetings (with eye contact). . . . . . . . . . . .$20
PEC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$25
Sacrament Meeting /S.S./ PRIESTHOOD. . . . . . . . . .$20
3-hour Sunday Block (best value). . . . . . . . .$50 (Surcharge of 10% for long stake meetings)

Talks and Lessons: Did a Bishopric member call, chit chat, and assign you a talk? Tired of using late Saturday night preparing a lesson? Well, free up your time. No need to spend countless hours pouring through scriptures, writing and praying. We'll do it for you! All talks are guaranteed to last 15 minutes. Add $1 for each additional minute.

Basic Talk (any subject assigned) . . . . . . . .$20
Scripture Talk (basic + 5 scriptures). . . . . . .$30
Deluxe Talk (scripture + 1 poem + 2 G.A. quotes).$40
Basic Lesson (40 minutes) . . . . . . . . . . . .$25
Deluxe (Basic + eyecatching visual aides). . . . . . . . . . .$35
Super Deluxe (Deluxe + Cute Handouts). . . . . . . . .$45 Due to high expectations, centerpieces and floral arrangement, Relief Society lessons are slightly higher. Due to lower expectations, priesthood lessons receive a 10% discount.

Last but not least... Our Casserole Service! You just can't possibly throw together food for various Ward occasions, WE CAN! Our basic services include:
Funeral Potatoes (very soothing)
Green Bean Mushroom Soup and Crunchy Onions Delight
rubbery Green Jello with Carrot surprise
CheezWiz/TaterTot Surprise! (guaranteed high fat)
Each delivered to your house in scratched Corningware marked with your name on masking tape! They'll never know you didn't make 'em!
Here you have it! We take all the work off of your shoulders and put ours to the wheel.

Häagen-Dazs Brown Sugar Ice Cream

I love ice cream, but this is Gross! It has like a film of fat that was left over on the spoon and in my mouth. I couldn't even finish it. Yuck!

meetings

don't like em.
at work . . . at church . . . anywhere for that matter . . . nope, not a fan.